Mithilesh - You cannot straighten the dog's tail by putting a pipe over it. Kamalesh - I'm trying to bend the pipe itself.
F.U.C.K - REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
In an Exam, Santa Singh took off his clothes after getting the Question Paper. Banta Singh asked the reason. Santa Singh replied "Don't you see its written in the Question Paper - ANSWERE IN BRIEF?"
Question: Why America had to stop printing the Stamp with photo of Pamela Anderson? Answere: Because people started to lick the wrong side to paste it in envelope.
Banta Singh took her pregnant wife to a Pizza Corner. Why? Because it was written there - "Free Delivery".